From the super scary and forever memorable “Night Gallery” TV series (with original text in parenthesis):
“Good evening, and welcome to a private showing of three items (paintings), displayed here for the first time. Each is a collector’s item in its own way—not because of any special artistic quality, but because each captures (on a canvas), suspended in time and space, a frozen moment of a nightmare.”
I think someone had been drinking way too much Jim Beam when they thought this thing up.
I…just don’t know….what to say…